August 23rd, 2014

destinyneverends:

blibblobblib:

Breakfast around the world

Ive never heard of ANY german eating sausage for breakfast ???


(Source: sanziene)

hipsterinatardis:

snerpthesnerr:

brutuswayne:

tiredpunk:

makochantachibanana:

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ENTRANCE EXAMS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ORAL PRESENTATIONS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR GIANT ESSAYS

GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK

d(^u^)b

how did you do that backwards ‘b’

try the key next to ‘f’

g

This is what happens to your brain during finals

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womaninthewoods:

superrobel:

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
- Josh Billings 

I miss my puppy.

womaninthewoods:

superrobel:

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

- Josh Billings 

I miss my puppy.

(via winningthebattle)

allthingswarhammer:

Description: #warhammer #40k #tanks #Astra #imperialguard #Leman #russ #Lemanruss #friend #army
Author: metalfiskaren on Instagram
Source: http://gbp24.me/1p20x3c
Date: August 23, 2014 at 03:12PM

allthingswarhammer:

Description: #warhammer #40k #tanks #Astra #imperialguard #Leman #russ #Lemanruss #friend #army
Author: metalfiskaren on Instagram
Source: http://gbp24.me/1p20x3c
Date: August 23, 2014 at 03:12PM

allthingswarhammer:

Description: #40k #warhammer #imperialguard #Astra #tanks #army #my #friend
Author: metalfiskaren on Instagram
Source: http://gbp24.me/1p20vbB
Date: August 23, 2014 at 03:10PM

allthingswarhammer:

Description: #40k #warhammer #imperialguard #Astra #tanks #army #my #friend
Author: metalfiskaren on Instagram
Source: http://gbp24.me/1p20vbB
Date: August 23, 2014 at 03:10PM

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

(via ruinedchildhood)

heart:

do-raymi:

Alright im done following my heart. Wheres the unfollow button.

excuse me?

(via ruinedchildhood)

allthingswarhammer:

Description: Size comparison legs are a lot smaller than I’m used to working on #plaguemarine #sculpt #sculpey #supersculpey #wh40k #wargaming #warhammer #warhammer40k #chaos #clay #closeup #awesome #art
Author: redeemer65 on Instagram
Source: http://gbp24.me/1tvuVCp
Date: August 23, 2014 at 03:44PM

allthingswarhammer:

Description: Size comparison legs are a lot smaller than I’m used to working on #plaguemarine #sculpt #sculpey #supersculpey #wh40k #wargaming #warhammer #warhammer40k #chaos #clay #closeup #awesome #art
Author: redeemer65 on Instagram
Source: http://gbp24.me/1tvuVCp
Date: August 23, 2014 at 03:44PM

shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog

image

me: actually u kno what nvm

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wolfs-toeter:

huffingtonpost:

THIS MAN HAS ALS, AND HIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. THEN IT’LL MAKE YOU CRY

The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water. 

So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half. 

Okay, I know I said that wisdom teeth ALS ice water bucket challenge was gonna be the only one I’ll reblog but I’m just gonna ignore that and reblog this and some more because yeah, important stuff friends.

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turbochargedhysterics:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:


littleartemis:


radiogrimshaw:


radiogrimshaw:


ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm


i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note


I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.


jesus h. christ


I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt

turbochargedhysterics:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

image

(Source: michaelgclifford, via ihopenobodyiknowseesthis)

the1stroot:

Imperial knight

the1stroot:

Imperial knight

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mariovevo:

be the person your dog thinks you are

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no-need-4-hats-thx:

if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear you make a derogatory remark about women? bam, your lamp is now on the floor what cha going to do punk? are you abusing that child? wambo, your walls are now bleeding motherfucker

(Source: angelic-pooper, via kickmyvagina)